Thursday, February 17, 2011

I am a Power Ranger. This is a distress signal.

My colour is Black. This explains why I've been wearing mostly informal black to school everyday. I may be called up for duty anytime the situation calls. You see, I am a power ranger, but I fight in another dimension.

While you guys are out there in the open enjoying peace, do remember the Power that is protecting you, so that the fabric of your dimension will not be torn into pieces.

My morpher, actually, is disguised as my Sony Ericsson handphone. When I transform, I enter the Tragic Dimension, the dimension where your feelings reside. Each time that dimension receives a substantial amount of damage within, someone in this world will lose their hope, and possibly lose their life.

I'm fighting a monster that is the incarnation of thought now. Its name is 'εξέταση'. I have tried battling minion after minion, only to see the fabric of the Tragic Dimension tear apart, bit by bit. The ripple effect has arrived. People in our dimension, more of them each day, are dying to the occult hopelessness that destroys them within.

That has to change. The Red Ranger has been machine-gunned down and has lost all hope itself. With that, we have lost the Merlionzord, with its powerful, refreshing Hopewater attacks. The mantle has been passed down to me. I have to take the lead from now on.

Except that my Porcupinezord (which is the Esplanade in the Tragic Dimension) is damaged. I cannot fight the oversized monsters toe to toe, so I'm using my Battlizer Armor. I've destroyed quite a few oversized minions, like the Quantum Ranger in Time Force did; but hope is slowly draining away. Without hope, I cannot fight.

My team needs a Victini to boost our Hope reserves up. Problem is, Victini exists in another dimension. And to get it on our side, I need to have Victini captured. Only with the power of Victini in a Cherish ball will the Power Rangers be able to combat the shadow that looms over our blighted world, awaiting in the Tragic dimension.

Problem is, Victini only exists during the 14th Movie Premiere Event. This means that I have to get my hands on a Liberty Ticket, which only exists up to early April (April 10th). To do so, I would need to get my hands on Pokemon Black or Pokemon White. Ironic as it may seem, a kiddy fad is required to bring peace and save this dimension from a disaster from another dimension that threatens to wipe it out.

I will be getting the console required to attain Victini; all I need is the support of a few earthlings to get the cartridge in which the door to Victory resides. If you strongly believe, or are amused, and wish to help out in this cause, you can.

For a simple twenty cent donation, you will be able to mash a minion to the ground in the Tragic Dimension. With a combined force mashing down minions, you will remove a(n in)significant distraction, and the Rangers will be able to move on and handle the more crucial aspects in the fight against evil.

A dollar's worth of donations will wipe out an entire crowd of evil minions in the Tragic Dimension, revealing the target monster that we're supposed to defeat.

Two bucks can energize our Hope supply to hold out against the onslaught and stand our ground. This allows us to recharge our crucial weapons in the midst of battle, and possibly, turn the tide over and against them.

Megazords are required in this field of battle. Selecting the Megazord Morpher option will repair my downed porcupine megazord, giving a huge boost in this onslaught.

If you really wanna help the rangers tide over this temporary trouble and usher the Victory and Hope of Victini into the Tragic Dimension, select the 'Victory Call' option. This will enable an instant victory for us Rangers. A giant Victini can replace the downed Merlionzord as the torso of our new Victory Megazord, and Ball of Flame and V-Generate can obliterate, or severely cripple any monster in the Tragic Dimension that seeks to threaten the existence of our Universe.

Humanity, the signal has been given, and the call to Hope has been sounded. Now, it is time to combat the shadow. Now, it is time to fight.



Save the World, (help me) buy the game